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And just like that Kyle was reminded of how Kenny had his moments. Good ones without any perversion at all. Smiling softly at the actions of the other, he felt his previous anger lessen greatly. Dammit why does this always have to happen? he thought, already knowing the answer. He let out a small laugh as the bowl was placed on his lap with a small comment. “I’ve got more you know?” Kyle said quietly.

Shrugging physically this time, he grabbed some popcorn and ate it a couple pieces at a time. Slowly his stomach felt less hungry with the food’s sedation. As Captain America was introduced, he remembered themselves dressed up as the characters as kids. He didn’t remember Stan’s reasoning for picking Captain America, but he was pretty sure Kenny’s reasoning was both because he didn’t like to show his face much at that age and Iron Man’s personality was very fitting with his own. He smiled widely at the memory, “You still want to be Iron Man when you grow up?” he asked lightly.

"Fuck yeah, I still want to be Iron Man. Who wouldn’t?" He laughed to himself at the question, not sure whether he was laughing because he was too old to still want to be a superhero or because he still tried to play one. Although, he had given up most of he time spent as Mysterion. Mostly. "You get to be a billionaire, a genius, and get all the hot chicks you could ever ask for. Not that I wouldn’t mind sticking around with  Pepper Potts. She does have a nice ass." That and the fact I apparently have a soft spot for red heads. 

"You still want to be Thor?" he questioned, reaching for another hand of popcorn and quickly filling his mouth with it. "I gueff-" He attempted to say around the popcorn before hurriedly swallowing. "I guess being a Norse God would be pretty rad, too."

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"What are you talking about I don’t have a…" Kyle’s attention was thrown when his wrist was taken and moved. "Dude, the fuck are you doing?" he asked, wondering at this point if he cared enough to pull his wrist away. Kenny’s comment about the staff had him looking back up to the movie. Then, shaking his head, he tugged his arm back from Kenny’s grip.

The blond huffed as Kyle pulled his arm away, pouting as he sunk father down into the couch. His eyes stayed glued to the screen as Loki made his entrance, spear blazing as he decimated the people inside the underground base. He flinched into the cushions as the demi-god threw knives at the guard’s throats, Kenny’s own hand reaching up to rub a similar spot on his chest slightly above his heart. I know that feel, bro. To distract himself from the memory, he grabbed a single piece of popcorn from the bowl. Shifting slightly to his right, he reached towards Kyle, pressing the popcorn against his cheek “Psst. Kye.” 

Kyle place his arm on the armrest beside him, crossing his legs on the cushion and bringing his other arm to his lap. It was a pretty awesome introduction, dove right in the midst of the action. Though, he couldn’t wait for the heroes to appear. That was when everything would get even better. Just as knives were thrown, he saw Kenny move at the action. Why does he do that? he asked himself, remembering a couple other times a death would have Kenny shifting. He wasn’t really the shifting type of person, either he stayed still or moved with purpose. Never fidgeted really-unless in class of course. He didn’t make any motion that he noticed, wondering if maybe seeing someone die was something too personal to Kenny to mention casually.

Lost in thought about both Ken and the current action on the television screen, he started when a warm soft object pressed lightly against his cheek. Turning his head, his lips almost grazed the now-seen object- a piece of popcorn. “What Kenny?” Does he want me to eat it? He was hungry, he noted belatedly. Anger always takes precedence over that stuff… Shrugging mentally at the action, his arm lifted and took the piece from Kenny. “Thanks?” he asked/stated. Pushing it past his lips, he slowly ate the piece.

Kenny smiled as the boy ate the food, seemingly content for the moment. Although, for added measure he picked up the bowl and set in the middle of the Kyle’s crossed legs. Now that the bowl was out or the way he stretched, setting his feet on the edge of the coffee table and folding his arms over his chest. “Dude, you made the popcorn. Better eat up before I demolish it all” he stated lightly, uncrossed his arms momentarily to grab a handful of the previously mentioned popcorn and toss it into his mouth. The film started to pick up pace as one of the first of the avengers was introduced. 

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"What are you talking about I don’t have a…" Kyle’s attention was thrown when his wrist was taken and moved. "Dude, the fuck are you doing?" he asked, wondering at this point if he cared enough to pull his wrist away. Kenny’s comment about the staff had him looking back up to the movie. Then, shaking his head, he tugged his arm back from Kenny’s grip.

The blond huffed as Kyle pulled his arm away, pouting as he sunk father down into the couch. His eyes stayed glued to the screen as Loki made his entrance, spear blazing as he decimated the people inside the underground base. He flinched into the cushions as the demi-god threw knives at the guard’s throats, Kenny’s own hand reaching up to rub a similar spot on his chest slightly above his heart. I know that feel, bro. To distract himself from the memory, he grabbed a single piece of popcorn from the bowl. Shifting slightly to his right, he reached towards Kyle, pressing the popcorn against his cheek “Psst. Kye.” 

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Both hands reached out, pushing the blond to the side harshly, moving the body away from his seat. Glaring at the figure, he took his newly-created spot on the couch. Eyes glanced back to the blond only to harden in anger and frustration alike. Crossing his arms, he tried to focus his attention on the movie, which had already started on the screen. A huge action scene no less. Mind rampaged over and over, tempting him to do much more than just push the other away. However, the voice in the back of his head told him to stay calm lest he goad Kenny into doing much worse. Having seen first-hand Kenny’s being fueled by anger, he knew it was a double-edged sword. A never-ending cycle of one doing something and the other acting out from it. But God was it frustrating to not do anything. “Sometimes I think I’ll never understand you. And other times I really, really don’t want to…” he trailed off, half speaking to himself as he watched Loki on the screen.

He flinched as the hands pushed him away,  still fearful of the wrath he was sure to have awakened being rained upon him. Surprising, it never came. OR at least it hadn’t yet. Kenny shifted so that he was on the middle cushion, with Kyle to his right. He debated for a moment whether or not it would be safer to take the farthest cushion away, but what fun was being at Kyle’s house if he wasn’t tempting fate? “I’m pretty sure you’ll understand once you and your boyfriend finally get a home run.” he mused aloud with a smile, reaching for the popcorn that had been left on the coffee table. After plopping a few handfuls into his mouth he reached for Kyle’s arm, grabbing his wrist and trying to pull it closer to the bowl. ”Dude, that’s a badass staff.” He commented as his eyes trained on the screen, turning his attention to the movie at hand.

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I’M SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME……………………
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I’M SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME……………………

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Kyle looked behind himself at the words, raising an eyebrow at the blond. “Well, it’s my couch so I hope you did.” Still bending to reach the player, he finally pushed the “play” button. Straightening, he watched the movie play on the screen, perfect. Turning, he walked to the couch, standing in front of Kenny. “And this space will magically appear when exactly?” he asked with a tinge of amusement in his voice. The spread-out blond had yet to move aside. It wouldn’t be a problem except Kyle refused to sit on any extension of the blond, especially the legs. Not after last time anyway…

Kenny withheld a groan at the loss of his fantastic view and let his body relax back into the couch as Kyle made his way around the table “Oh, it’s been waiting for you.” Like hell, it’s been waiting for you all night  and you’ve been torturing it with your oblivious teasing. “I can’t guarantee how soft it will be, though.” The blond said with a wink as a tongue flicked out to lick his lips. A hand reached down, patting his crotch as he looked at the red head expectantly.He could already feel the pain he knew Kyle was going to inflict on him, leaving his hand placed defensively over his previous tortured ‘friend’.

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Kyle looked behind himself at the words, raising an eyebrow at the blond. “Well, it’s my couch so I hope you did.” Still bending to reach the player, he finally pushed the “play” button. Straightening, he watched the movie play on the screen, perfect. Turning, he walked to the couch, standing in front of Kenny. “And this space will magically appear when exactly?” he asked with a tinge of amusement in his voice. The spread-out blond had yet to move aside. It wouldn’t be a problem except Kyle refused to sit on any extension of the blond, especially the legs. Not after last time anyway…

Kenny withheld a groan at the loss of his fantastic view and letting his body relax back into the couch as Kyle made his way around the table “Oh, it’s been waiting for you.” Like hell, it’s been waiting for you all night  and you’ve been torturing it with your oblivious teasing. “I can’t guarantee how soft it will be, though.” The blond said with a wink as a tongue flicked out to lick his lips. A hand reached down, patting his crotch as he looked at the red head expectantly.He could already feel the pain he knew Kyle was going to inflict on him, leaving his hand placed defensively over his previous tortured ‘friend’.

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Kyle rolled his eyes at Kenny’s antics, inwardly noting his need to stop doing that lest it became habit whenever he was around the other. Placing the bowl on the coffee table, he quickly looked for the remote control. “It is comfy, I guess.” Kyle replied to Kenny’s last remark. “Kinda miss the old one though. Memories and all that.” Unable to find the controller, he shook his head. He assumed it was somewhere on the couch but decided against pushing Kenny away. With all of the perverse jokes he’d been making, Kyle would start to feel like he was baiting him into making more by searching the couch underneath him.

Decision made, he walked over to the entertainment center, turning on the television with a touch of his finger. Then, he set about setting up the DVD player in the cabinet below the television. He didn’t know why he didn’t plan ahead and already have everything set up, but then again thoughts of his family messing it up hit his mind. For the best. he assured himself.

"Me too, dude. I had just finally perfected the ass print on my cushion. It was beautiful." He laughed to himself as Kyle busied himself with reading the movie. Which I guess I could have offered to help, I guess… nah. ”I guess it just means i’ll have to get to work on breaking this one in…” Kenny trailed off as he craned his neck against the arm of the couch, struggling to situate himself so he could watch the red head bend over with minimal coffee table interference. If only this could be the whole movie… He sighed to himself as he watched the boy’s hips shift slightly as he messed with the dvd player. If only I could grind against you again, my sweet. “Oh hey, I saved you a seat.”

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It took all of his strength not to hit the blond again. I’m sure they’re speechless for an entirely different reason. Instead he shook his head, eyes once more finding the ceiling as he did a silent prayer. He took the bowl, pouring the food in it quickly. Throwing away the empty bag, he didn’t so much as glance back at the no-doubt smirking blond as he exited the room, swiping the bowl before he left. He refused to answer, knowing it would only goad the other into even worse responses.
Once in the next room, he couldn’t help but eye the couch in disdain. Intuition tingled in the back of his mind, making him wonder just how bad Kenny would act during the movie. He could only wish for the best however, as he wouldn’t let the thoughts disrupt him from The Avengers, a movie he’d wanted to watch forever now.

Kenny whined as the red head grabbed the bowl and exited into the living room before he could so much as steal a handful of popcorn first. “Ky! You have to share the popcorn!” he cried as he slunk into the room after the other boy. He made his pouting evident as he walked behind Kyle,  stealing a quick handful of popcorn before bee-lining to the couch. He didn’t hesitate to throw himself over the length of the couch, sprawling out until he took up every cushion possible. “Dude, I’m pretty you have the nicest couch in the whole fucking world.” Or at least by my standards. Better than that box of springs we call a couch back home ,anyways. A soft sigh escaped him as he snuggled into the softness before turning watch Kyle, and maybe admire the view, too.

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A hand already shoved the blond away, pushing against upper arm. The other hand pinched the bridge of his nose tightly. While both actions were things he’d been known to do, he hadn’t realized he’d done either until he felt the resistance of the body meeting his hand. He pushed still though, mind having caught up to his body right on time to harden the blow. Hips pushed off the counter, body following suit in one movement. And right on time the microwave finally emitted the beeps he’d longed for-if only to rid himself of the tension in the air at Kenny’s words. It was as if the blond didn’t know or didn’t care about social cues. He’d almost bet his life on the latter. He bent his head, face hot. Opening the microwave, he took out the popcorn, mindful of the very hot bag.
He opened his mouth to respond to Kenny’s words only to find he didn’t have anything to say. Well, plenty of thoughts, but none he could form into coherence vocally. Except to cuss more than necessary but that didn’t count. At least he didn’t think it did. Mind skimmed over the blond’s words, first trying to figure out where he’d heard “rule 34” before but after a moment’s contemplation decided it best to forget about it. He most likely would wish he didn’t know if he did. But the other thing… “Ugh.” he sounded quietly in frustration. Since when did he suck at talking?

Kenny’s laughing only increased as he felt Kyle’s hand pushing him away in disgust. He braced an arm on the counter to keep from falling over from the force as he watched the flushed boy move away to the microwave that demanded his attention. Kenny busied himself with finding bowls, reaching for the cabinet he vaguely remembered them being stored in. He contemplated for a moment over whether he should grab two smaller bowls or a large one. Settling for the latter, he grabbed the largest bowl, hoping it would hold all of the popcorn. Kenny set the bowl on the counter and pushing it towards Kyle as an offering.  ”Don’t worry man, I’m used to it leaving everyone speechless.”

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Kyle rolled his eyes, admitting to himself at least inwardly that Kenny was right. Not that he’d ever tell Kenny he was right about anything, no matter how small. The blond didn’t need more of an ego. He’d no doubts Kenny could finish the paper and make it sound amazing without any help whatsoever. Bullshitting was one of the greatest talents of a high school student after all. He followed Kenny’s eyes to the microwave timer, watching the time pass by second by second. Then, a thought. “Could you do me a favor though?” Kyle began, only pausing a second to question how to phrase the next line. “Don’t sexualize the hulk-I really don’t need that in my head.” He expressed the last line with a disgusted look, not needing to exaggerate it in the least. “Though, if you could just not make the movie perverse at all, well, that’d be awesome too.” he added, more for his own peace of mind than the knowledge that Kenny would take it to heart. He knew that wouldn’t happen, but saying it aloud at least meant he tried at some point.

His attention turned back to Kyle as he asked his first question, cocking his head to the side curiously. “Oh Kyle, when will you learn that it is my duty to make sure you are aware of all the perverse things that could be said in each possible situation. And it should never be limited by the subject. I mean, Rule 34 exists for a reason.” The blond pushed himself away from the counter as the microwave timer clicked closer to zero, moving closer to it as well as to the red-head. “And who else would tempt you think about whether or not his dick gets bigger, too. Not that it is a contest, but I’m pretty sure I would win if it was.”  A chuckle escaped him as he leaned against the counter, settling into his spot next to Kyle and knowing damn well he was probably already pushing the limits again.

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What can I be short and do? Go to McDonald’s and play on the playset? I’m not that much shorter than hi-Oh my God. Really. Kyle’s palm hit his face before he registered it was there. He really didn’t know why he expected anything Kenny said to be referring to the actual subject and not something perverse wrapped into the subject. Rolling his eyes skyward as his hand fell to his chin, opposite arm supporting, he prayed he would get through the night without killing the blond for not being serious for a second. Or rather, prayed Kenny would actually want to joke about something not involving sex. Impossible. Inside, he knew it was but a dream. Not that he could literally imagine Kenny acting any other way-it was Kenny for God’s sake.

"Really?" Kyle began, replying to Kenny’s earlier statement about size. "Really, Kenny?" He supposed his questions rhetorical. Still…  He decided to switch subjects, the hand on his chin now thumbing his temple. Closing his eyes he began, "So, are we going to skip the rest of homework and watch the movie or what?"

Kenny mulled over the question for the moment, even though he already knew which of the two he would much prefer. He was just surprised that Kyle, of all people, who even suggest dropping his homework for the night. Maybe he should hump him more often: not only did he get to feel that fine piece of ass BUT  he also got to skip out on analyzing poems about people dying as virgins. “Yeah, I’d be cool with that. The most important bits were finished anyways, the rest is just filling the spaces in between with bullshit that sounds fancy.” He shrugged with a laugh before turning his gaze away to the numbers ticking down on the microwave. 
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Kyle knew he should be civil but really? “You think you’re so tall…” he said lowly with narrowed eyes, before snatching the bag from the blond. He opened the bag, placing the inner bag inside it into the microwave. “…think can get a job getting shit from shelves.” Setting it on the appropriate time, he backed into the counter, crossing his arms. “Fucking chair replaces him…” He only just noticed he’d been murmuring his angry thoughts whilst doing the task. Stopping himself in the middle of, “-like an inch I swear..” he turned back to the ego-filled blond. His arms stiffened in their crossed positions. Should he apologize for his remarks? Who’s to say Kenny even heard them? Or cared? He shrugged to himself. He didn’t care. 

Nope, he didn’t care at all that the blond was able to reach the box. Not. One. Bit. Yet, it ate at him slowly. He tugged a stray red strand of curled hair behind his ear, knowing it wouldn’t stay in his hat for long. A finger tapped his elbow as they waited. Eyes glancing to the blond.

Kenny turned to face to fuming boy, leaning against the counter with his hands resting on the counter on either side. Something about watching the red head spout his little snippets of thoughts was more amusing than watching him get pissed at all the perverted jokes that the could make. Though reminding Kyle of how cute he gets in his rages tended to be the best sure-fire way to make sure Kenny got the brunt of his anger. He settled for simply watching him and tried to keep from laughing at all of the little things he mumbled to himself about.  
"You know, its not the size that matters. Its how you use it." The blonde stated once the red head had calmed down, unable to wipe the smile of amusement from his face. 

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